bash, etc.

#761518 cag URL tara: When I was in high school, the school board decided that the biology students had to pay for the fetal pigs that were being dissected. After the course was done, my friend Amy demanded that she be allowed to take the pig, since she had paid for it. There was some WTF from the school, but she got her pig. That weekend, she and her brother dressed the pig up in some baby clothes and a blanket, drove down the street and lit a smoke bomb in the car. They were passing a couple walking down the street when Amy leaned out of the car and yelled „Save my baby“ and tossed the pig at the couple. They were doing about 50 mph so she missed the couple. The baby/pig hit the sidewalk, skidded along the concrete, shedding parts and limbs before it impacted a mailbox.
She said she had never seen such a horrified look in her life.

#9027 <Syncope> kris’s birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion clinic

#39851 <Ti`lana> I saw in front of a church a sign that said „Jesus loves children!“ and thought „Yeah, so does his priests. *smirk*

#3588 *** da-guvnor ( Quit (If girls are made of sugar & spice……why do they taste of fish.)

#14336 [HyperKinetic] They ate each other, they moaned. They were zombies

#736915 meird: no his sister is really creepy man
hindenburg: like goth and morbid type creepy?
meird: not exactly
meird: you know how like little kids write on walls?
hindenburg: thats not that creepy
meird: it is when you wake up at 2am, and shes standing over you gripping a giant sharpy like a knife
meird: the wall was covered in the fibonacci sequence or something like that
meird: its funny how many serial killer horror movies can flash in front of your eyes in the fraction of a second

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