rnd-jokes

– Lassen Kirchen mit Blitzableitern auf mangelnden Glauben schliessen?
– I want to get a bumper sticker that says „Honk if you think I am doing an excellant job driving.“ Then I can cut people off and they won’t know what to do.
– <shigelojoe>I played poker with tarot cards once
<shigelojoe>I got a full house and three people died.
– Klar bist du ein Frauenmagnet… allerdings abstossend, nicht anziehend.
– Sex is like a card game, if you don’t have a good partner, then you better have a good hand.
– <Heavy_P> Whats the diffrence between a black and a table
<Heavy_P> A table can support a family
– <DrBukkake> You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance and Germany doesn’t want to go to war.
– Statistically speaking, there are two popes per square kilometer in Vatican City…

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